...are not always as accurate as the writer wants them to be.

Take this, for example, which I received this morning.

However you're feeling, Rob, emotionally, is always how you most want to feel.

Feeling groovy,
The Universe

Spooky, funky, wild, Rob, and as true as the sea is blue.

Now, I don't know about you, but feeling depressed and emotionally drained is not exactly how I most want to feel right now, but it is how I feel.

So shove that up yer black hole, Universe!